No-one likes January. It’s rubbish. The weather’s freezing. The Christmas tree’s been sent to the dump. You’ve only just come out of traction, after being trampled underfoot at Black Friday, and now you’ve got to do it all again in the January sales.
Well, fear not. Banish those winter blues by pre-ordering the latest tale of woe from Roman Garstang – (The) Attack of the Woolly Jumper. It’s well good I promise!